1. Notes: 166 / 5 days ago  from lukees
     
  2. Notes: 18 / 1 week ago  from travors
    "Computer games don’t affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music"
  3. Notes: 1000 / 1 week ago  from lukees (originally from thechocolatebrigade)
     
  4. Notes: 107 / 1 week ago  from candywrapped (originally from franklieu)
    Women, the best freaking firewall in the world
    1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
    2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
    3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
    4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
    5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

    This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

    The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

  5. Notes: 9 / 1 week ago  from ohhellno (originally from kchung85)
    Worth Watching Long Exposure Photography
     
  6. Notes: 878 / 1 week ago  from david (originally from thedailywhat)
     
  7. Notes: 7 / 1 week ago  from friskky (originally from londonsteele)
     
  8. Notes: 3618 / 2 weeks ago  from robotindisguise
     
  9. Notes: 10 / 2 weeks ago  from black-maria (originally from vache)
     
  10. Notes: 579 / 2 weeks ago  from helloszabi
    Donnattur Scotland (via JD’s Photography)

    Donnattur Scotland (via JD’s Photography)

     
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