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Notes: 166 / 5 days ago
from lukees
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Notes: 18 / 1 week ago
from travors
"Computer games don’t affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music"
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Notes: 1000 / 1 week ago
from lukees (originally from thechocolatebrigade)
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Notes: 107 / 1 week ago
from candywrapped (originally from franklieu)
Women, the best freaking firewall in the world
- One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
- One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
- One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
- In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
- This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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Notes: 9 / 1 week ago
from ohhellno (originally from kchung85)
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Notes: 878 / 1 week ago
from david (originally from thedailywhat)
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Notes: 7 / 1 week ago
from friskky (originally from londonsteele)
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Notes: 3618 / 2 weeks ago
from robotindisguise
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Notes: 10 / 2 weeks ago
from black-maria (originally from vache)
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Notes: 579 / 2 weeks ago
from helloszabi