1. Notes: 112 / 1 month ago  from candywrapped (originally from franklieu)
    Women, the best freaking firewall in the world
    1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
    2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
    3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
    4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
    5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

    This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

    The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

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      Family points out the intrusion is actually used as an upgrade by the “system”, guaranteeing a full 9 months of...
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      One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen...
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      All I got from this was; my dong, the best freaking DDoS attack in the world!
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      Amusing. Also gives you a sense of the efficiency of the genetic system we have. That’s a fuckload of data.
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      One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen...
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      biology. digitally.
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      The intersection of science and technology. I love it!
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      One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen...
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      efff. ahahaahaha. wiinn
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      last sentence: absolute horror
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      god knows i count on that firewall
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